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"Two old men!!!"
11-13-11 17:19
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Tow old men decide they are close to their last days, and decided to have a last night out on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed." These two are so old and drunk I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference. The manager does as heis told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, you know, I think my girl was dead! "Dead?" says his friend, "why do you say that?" well she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her. His friend says, " could been worse I think mine was a witch." "A witch ? why the hell would you say that ?" Well I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window took my teeth with her. (all comments are welcome)

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