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A Blondes horrible year ---
10-14-11 11:46
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January- returned a scarf, it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit it in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years.
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - failed at breast stroke swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!

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